Notable Quotes
“I want an American character, that the powers of Europe may be convinced we act for ourselves and not for others;
this, in my judgment, is the only way to be respected abroad and happy at home.”
— George Washington
“The constitution does not just protect against human malevolence, of which there is plenty.
It also protects against human stupidity, of which there is much more.”
— Laura Hollis
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
— Theodore Roosevelt
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
— Erma Bombeck
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
— Mark Twain
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
— Jim Carrey
“When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.”
— Elon Musk
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
— George Bernard Shaw
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
— George Carlin