Notable Quotes
“It is impossible to be objective, so we must try to be fair.”
— David Brinkley
“The most sacred of the duties of a government [is] to do equal and impartial justice to all citizens.”
— Thomas Jefferson
“Was deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I’m a grown man. So… Batman.”
— Stephen Colbert
“Every October I’m kidnapped and forced to scare birds at a local pumpkin patch.”
— Conan O’Brien
“For Halloween, I’m going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly and put it back on the shelf.”
— Rob Delaney
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but the ability to face it head-on and proceed with determination.”
— Rudyard Kipling
“Candy was my whole life when I was a kid. The first ten years of my life,
I think the only clear thought I had was ‘get candy.’ Family, friends, school; they’re just obstacles in the way of the candy.”
— Jerry Seinfeld