Robin Shaw


I like Big Slabs and I cannot lie

You fabricators can’t deny

When a CG walks in for a large project bid

And a residential on the side —

You get paid!

You wanna pull up tough 

But you noticed there’s no dust

Deep in that anti-etch surfacing

I’m hooked and can’t stop noticing

Oh, baby I like your kitchen

I think your work is bitchin’

Those homeowners tried to show you

That Calacatta Gold (makes me want to know you )…  Oooh, yard of smooth slabs

You say you want a quote today?

Well, use me, use me — I’m the best fabber in the industry!

Make the edge profile wida – To hell with Formica! She’s smooth – no grooves

Got it goin’ with home improves

Tired of homeowner’s interest?

I’m matchin’ designs from Pinterest

Take the average fabber and ask him that–

Their budgets have gotta match!

So fabricators (yeah!) Fabricators (YEAH!)

Your customer buildin’ a new home?

(Hell, Yeah!) Give ‘em those quotes (QUOTES) quotes (QUOTES)

And pick that healthy stone – Cause –

BABY GOT SLABS!