Notable Quotes
The U.S. tax code was written by “A” students.
Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.
— P. J. O’Rourke
“There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents.
Those are prayer and fishing.”
— Herbert Hoover
Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes.
That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
— Thomas Sowell
“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July,
but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”
— Ronald Reagan
“Toledo is better than exciting, it’s happy.
Because nothing is more conducive to unhappiness than taking yourself seriously,
and taking yourself seriously is difficult when your baseball team is the Mud Hens.”
— P. J. O’Rourke
“Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.”
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
“I’ve managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, ‘Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.’ ”
— Norman Schwarzkopf
Gulf War Commander in Chief