The news about airlines (and one in particular) is not so funny, lately. Lighten up! Here’s to the lighter side of flying.


Q: What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant?
A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining!


Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and God?

A: God doesn’t think He’s a fighter pilot. 


Q: How do you know you’re overweight? 

A: They make you purchase an extra ticket before you can board. 


Q: Why do 747s have humps?

A: So the pilot can sit on his wallet!