A man who said he had no name because he’d been drinking tequila was unable to remain anonymous to Fort Pierce, Florida, PD, according to an arrest affidavit.

Police around 12:55 a.m. on January 8 encountered the man after going to an address in the 100 block of South Second Street for a report of men fighting.

Investigators were pointed in the direction of the alleged aggressor. Asked to identify himself, the man said his full legal name was “(Expletive).”

Mr. “(Expletive),” who smelled of booze, said there was no fight, but if there had been, “You would need to be digging some graves.”

Police asked “(Expletive)” again to give his true name.

“(Expletive)” said he’d been drinking tequila “and did not have a name at this time.”

Police identified the tequila-drinking “(Expletive)” as Luis Zubieta, 25, by the driver’s license in his pocket.

Zubieta, of the 2200 block of Edwards Road in Fort Pierce, was arrested on disorderly intoxication and obstruction without violence charges.