During basic training at Fort Leavenworth, historic home of the 10th Calvary, our sergeant asked if anyone had “artistic” abilities. Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian life, I raised my hand. Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a three-day pass … except me. I would stay behind and neatly print each soldier’s name onto his Army-issued underwear. Imagine my joy! And that’s how I learned to never volunteer unless you are ready to face whatever happens.

Steven Silver, 

Scarsdale, New York