Once there were four successful businessmen, who by a strange twist of fate were sitting together on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. 

A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had one baby boy.” 

The man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the president of AND1!”

The nurse goes away.

The nurse returns 15 minutes later and says to the second businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had twins!”

The man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the owner of the Minnesota Twins!” 

The nurse goes away.

The Nurse returns 10 minutes later and says to the third businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had triplets!”

The man says, “What a coincidence! I work for Triple Crown!”

The nurse goes away.

The nurse comes back and sees the fourth businessman sitting alone on the bench, crying. 

She says, “Why are you crying? I have GREAT news for you!”

The man replies, “I’m crying because I work for Seven-Up, and I have a pretty good idea what you’re going to tell me!”