Next time you go out on the golf course, take along these short jokes to amuse your tee buddies. Note: the best time to deliver the punch line is when they are concentrating on their swing.

Golfer: “I think I’m going to go drown myself in that water hazard.” 

Caddy: “Good luck with that. Do you think you can keep your head down that long?”

Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” 

Caddy: “Try heaven—you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Golfer: “You’ve got to be the world’s worst caddy.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” 

Caddy: “Yes. You miss the ball much closer now.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”