A guy I know was finally able to afford a new fridge for his family. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day someone stole it! 

Who says zombies aren’t real? The brain-dead walk amongst us!

One summer vacation my friend and I were walking down the crowded beach when a cute girl shouted...

“Oooh, look at that dead bird!” My buddy, bless his heart, looked up at the sky and said...“Where?” 

They walk amongst us, and you might even know one! 

My brother just retired from the military. After carefully saving up for years he was ready to settle in one place and buy a house. While looking at a property in my neighborhood, my brother asked his Real Estate agent which direction was north, because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”

My brother patiently explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time. She shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with all that science stuff... Hey, do you think I can get an App for that?”

They walk amongst us! And they make more money than we do!