Sometimes the busy and stressful holiday season  can tend to get the best of you. Here are ten reasons why you may need to take a break.  

10. Your neighbors wish you season’s greetings and you reply, “Bite me.” 

9. You purposely burn the turkey so you can all go out for Chinese food.

8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes. 

7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie. 

6. When you hear, “Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’?” You cover your ears and scream, “No! Not listening, not listening!” 

5. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your new Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. 

4. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you. 

3. Instead of spending time with family, you’re watching some guy make photo copies. 

2. You’ve got eggnog coming out of your ears. 

1. Two words: tinsel rash.