Authorities in Cincinnati have arrested a man who they say was vandalizing a high school while wearing only Spider-Man underwear.

The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that it happened early one Sunday when a suspect used rocks to break several windows at Moeller High School, crawled in one of the windows and sprayed fire extinguishers around the building.

Hamilton County sheriff’s deputies say 23-year-old Thomas Williams was wearing Spider-Man underwear when he was arrested. The 6-foot-5, 295-pound Kenwood man was charged with felony vandalism and breaking and entering.

Police reports gave no explanation for Williams’ odd attire.

Williams was still in jail the following morning. Online records didn’t indicate if he had an attorney.

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The Dense Knight

A 16-year-old boy wearing a Batman shirt and mask broke into a building at the Colorado State Fair, then turned himself in to police after seeing his likeness on the news.

The Pueblo Chieftain reported that the boy is one of three accused of breaking into the Fair’s VIP building early one Thursday. The trio took televisions, a laptop and an empty cash register.

The suspects managed to lock themselves in the building and had to break out.

KRDO-TV aired surveillance video of the suspect dressed as Batman. After the video aired, the boy turned himself in to police. Authorities plan to seek charges including burglary and criminal mischief.

The boy wasn’t named because of his age. Police were still seeking the other two suspects.