- A king-sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

- A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

- When you hear the toilet flush and the words, "uh-oh," it's already too late.

- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

- A 6-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.

- Certain LEGO blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old boy.

- Play-doh and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

- Super Glue is forever.

- No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

- Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

- Garbage bags absolutely do not make good parachutes.

- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

- You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

- The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5-minute response time.

- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

- It will, however, make cats dizzy.

- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

- About 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Enjoy them while it lasts. Before you know it, they'll want to borrow the car keys!

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