Roger was shopping at Kay's Jewellers, at the mall for a bracelet to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's day.

The clerk asked him, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?"

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only true love.'"

The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir. That's a very romantic sentiment.

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very, very practical. This way, if we break up, I can ask for it back and use it again.

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