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The Stone Equipment and Supply Alliance has reached a milestone with 50 active members.
The 50 companies are all engaged in the manufacturing of stone fabrication equipment and the associated supplies used by stone fabricators. The alliance was formed in 2021 to provide a common voice for the aligned companies in coordinating atten- dance and negotiating exhibition costs at industry trade shows.
SESA president Mike Schlough of Park Industries said, “Having 50 members speaks to the value that companies see by joining SESA. We will continue to work to make SESA even more valu- able to our members by hosting a Manufactured Surfaces Pavilion at TISE to make this show the best place for fabricators to learn about these materials and their associated fabrication techniques as well as seeing industry leading machinery and technology.”
For more information on this new initiative, please contact Jon Lancto of Big Fish Consulting, jlancto@icloud.com .
“People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how
character is built.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
Man Buns Outlawed in FL?
Due to the influx of new res- idents from states with less refined sartorial sense, Florida Governor DeSantis has signed an order outlawing man-buns before they can infect the proud and mas- culine culture of Florida.
The legal consequences of hav- ing a man-bun will include for- feiting the right to vote and
having the bun cut off in a pub- lic and swift demonstration of justice.
“Just as we will not have our school textbooks replaced with
Marxist propaganda, we will not have our mullets replaced with hippie-dippie man-buns,” said DeSantis to the press. “The leg- acy of Florida as free, fair, and man-bun free will live on!”
Brett Rodrick, an ex-California resident who now lives in Florida and has sported a man-bun since his youth, said “I can’t believe this. What did my man-bun ever do to him? It’s just, like... dude! I can’t even! That’s totally unfair that we can’t rock a bun, you
know? DeSantis is such a fascist, establishment prude!”
Rodrick then tied his long hair up in a messy bun and was immediately dragged away and brought to the town square for a public bun removal.
At publishing time, Rodrick confirmed he plans to remain in Florida because he actually likes the low taxes and having a job, plus that sweet inflation relief stimulus check last month.
Source: Babylon Bee
SESA Reaches Membership Milestone